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A REAL DUM ASS!!!!!
--- BEGIN CHANNEL CENVERSATION IN #KIRENET ON EFNET ---

[20:51] <fatal1> does ___D work for kirenet?
[20:51] <fatal1> [20:50] <___D> hmm, im gonna have to do it then
[20:51] <fatal1> [20:50] <___D> whats ur usr/pass
[20:51] <fatal1> [20:50] <___D> i need to login and su.
[20:51] <fatal1> [20:50] <___D> and change the /etc/hosts
[20:51] <fatal1> [20:51] <fatal1> k, 1 sec
[20:51] <fatal1> [20:51] <___D> k
[21:02] <kireguy> heh
[21:02] <kireguy> did he give it to him?
[21:02] <fatal1> Im not that dumb :p come on now
[21:02] <kireguy> ok
[21:02] <kireguy> listen
[21:02] <kireguy> i want you to do me a favor
[21:03] <kireguy> tell him your login name is erikso/pass093 on viper.kirenet.com
[21:03] <kireguy> please
[21:03] <fatal1> k
[21:03] <vmu> LOL
[21:03] <fatal1> ok I did
[21:03] * vmu watches
[21:04] <vmu> he's in
[21:04] <vmu> lol
[21:04] <kireguy> i'll paste
[21:04] <kireguy> dont worry
[21:04] <kireguy> Nov 11 21:04:15 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyq7)[29616]: y
[21:04] <kireguy> Nov 11 21:04:18 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyq7)[29616]: ps x
[21:04] <kireguy> Nov 11 21:04:23 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyq7)[29616]: passwd
[21:04] <vmu> hah
[21:04] * kireguy is gonna send this to home.com
[21:04] <vmu> lamma!
[21:04] <kireguy> ;)
[21:04] <kireguy> Nov 11 21:04:34 viper passwd[29794]: password for `erikso' changed by user `erikso'
[21:04] <kireguy> Nov 11 21:04:43 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyq7)[29616]: cat /etc/hosts
[21:04] <kireguy> Nov 11 21:04:43 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyq7)[29616]: cat /etc/hosts
[21:04] <vmu> hehehe
[21:04] <`Blunt> first thing he did waz change the password
[21:07] <kireguy> Nov 11 21:06:34 viper login[29916]: `erikso' logged in on `ttyr1' from
`cr923910-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com'
[21:07] <kireguy> Nov 11 21:06:54 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyr1)[29916]: vhosts
[21:07] <kireguy> heheheh
[21:07] <kireguy> from his own cable modem no less
[21:07] <kireguy> what a smarty
[21:08] <vmu> fatal1: he thinks he 0wned u
[21:08] <vmu> LOL
[21:09] <kireguy> Nov 11 21:09:07 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyr1)[29916]: irc _Waz irc.lightning.net
[21:09] <`Blunt> haha
[21:09] <kireguy> lol

--- END CHANNEL CENVERSATION IN #KIRENET ON EFNET ---

--- BEGIN PRIVATE CONVERSATION BETWEEN HIM AND KIREGUY ---

Session Start: Sat Nov 11 21:08:37 2000
[21:08] <kireguy> Are you aware that you have just committed a federal crime?
[21:08] <_Waz> hi
[21:09] <_Waz> not really?
[21:09] <kireguy> By logging into an account that you are not authorized on a network that you do not have permission to use, you have committed a federal offense. Prosecutable to the fullest extent of the law in Canada and the US.
[21:10] <_Waz> ok i wasnt aware of that
[21:10] <kireguy> The entire session has been logged, this was a sting operation.
[21:10] <kireguy> It is being sent to the authorities.
[21:10] <_Waz> heeh ok
[21:10] <kireguy> Next time, do not try to take advantage of KIREnet customers.
[21:10] <kireguy> If you could, I would like the name of your Lawyer.
[21:10] <_Waz> ok
[21:10] <kireguy> As I am obligated by law to send this conversation to him.
[21:10] <_Waz> what?
[21:11] <_Waz> mmhmm
[21:11] <kireguy> Your lawyer, you are over the age of 18, correct?
[21:11] <_Waz> nope
[21:11] <_Waz> 17
[21:11] <kireguy> Ok, I will then require to converse with your legal guardian on the issue.
[21:12] <kireguy> As he/she is responsible for your actions on the Internet.
[21:12] <_Waz> uhh as in my dad?
[21:12] <kireguy> Yes.
[21:12] <_Waz> ok
[21:12] <_Waz> one sec
[21:12] <kireguy> Is there a phone number I can reach him at?
[21:12] <_Waz> no
[21:12] <kireguy> OK, Can he get on the computer?
[21:12] <_Waz> do you want to Converse via irc
[21:12] <_Waz> yea
[21:13] <kireguy> vmu
[21:13] <_Waz> ok hes on
[21:13] <kireguy> Ohh, he is? Good.
[21:13] <kireguy> Hello Sir, your son is a complete moron.
[21:13] <_Waz> hello
[21:13] <kireguy> And is under criminal charges for using an unauthorized network and system.
[21:13] <_Waz> what did he do?
[21:13] <_Waz> ok
[21:14] <kireguy> For me to verify that you are indeed his guardian, and are over the age of 18, I will require you to give me a call.
[21:14] <_Waz> are you pressing charges?
[21:15] <kireguy> If need be, we will.
[21:15] <kireguy> He has convinced a paying customer of ours that he works for KIREnet COMMUNICATIONS.
[21:15] <_Waz> i dont think i will be able to get a hold of you on the phone
[21:15] <kireguy> And attempted to gain his username/password.
[21:15] <_Waz> ahh
[21:15] <kireguy> At which point we intercepted and provided him with a bogus login name/password in which we logged his every action.
[21:16] <_Waz> okay so you set him up?
[21:16] <kireguy> No, we didn't set him up, he logged into an administrators account, and is currently logged in right now.
[21:16] <kireguy> Why will you be unable to contact me via phone?
[21:17] <_Waz> but you provided the info knowing fully the consequence
[21:17] <kireguy> No, we did not, Sir.
[21:17] <_Waz> because i don't want like conversing over the phone with people i meet on the internet especially via irc
[21:17] <kireguy> I suggest you review the laws on the Internet.
[21:17] <kireguy> OK, Well since I cannot verify that you are indeed his father, I will have to get in contact with you using other means.
[21:18] <_Waz> he is a minor and i am certain he as tricked into doing this
[21:18] <_Waz> Yes I am his father.
[21:18] <kireguy> I will be giving you a call tommorrow to discuss your options. However, since you are defending him, I will assume you are actually not the guardian, or that you have no idea what he did.
[21:18] <_Waz> he just told me he wasn't aware of any internet law's
[21:18] <kireguy> Unfortunately I cannot get ahold of @HOME until business hours tommorrow, but I will be in touch with you.
[21:19] <_Waz> okay
[21:19] <kireguy> In the mean time, I suggest you tell your son to stay off of the computer.
[21:19] <kireguy> Before he gets himself in more legal trouble.
[N] No such nickname _Waz on IRC.
[21:20] <_Waz> hello
[21:21] <_Waz> I'd like to get in contact with you.. what is your phone number/
[21:22] <kireguy> You can call me tommorrow morning, at 1-877-547-3638
[21:22] <kireguy> Ask for Erik
[21:23] <kireguy> Hello?
[N] No such nickname _Waz on IRC.
Session Close: Sat Nov 11 21:29:14 2000

--- END PRIVATE CONVERSATION ---

--- BEGIN SHELL LOG ---

Nov 11 21:03:48 viper login[29616]: `erikso' logged in on `ttyq7' from `cr923910-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com'
Nov 11 21:04:15 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyq7)[29616]: y
Nov 11 21:04:18 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyq7)[29616]: ps x
Nov 11 21:04:23 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyq7)[29616]: passwd
Nov 11 21:04:34 viper passwd[29794]: password for `erikso' changed by user `erikso'
Nov 11 21:04:43 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyq7)[29616]: cat /etc/hosts
Nov 11 21:04:51 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyq7)[29616]: ps x
Nov 11 21:04:53 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyq7)[29616]: w
Nov 11 21:06:34 viper login[29916]: `erikso' logged in on `ttyr1' from `cr923910-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com'
Nov 11 21:06:54 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyr1)[29916]: vhosts
Nov 11 21:08:25 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyr1)[29916]: sethost dot.sla.sh
Nov 11 21:08:35 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyr1)[29916]: setup
Nov 11 21:08:56 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyr1)[29916]: ls
Nov 11 21:09:07 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyr1)[29916]: irc _Waz irc.lightning.net
Nov 11 21:20:46 viper bash(root:root)(/dev/ttyq7)[29969]: killu erikso
Nov 11 21:20:52 viper bash(erikso:erikso)(/dev/ttyr1)[29916]: rm -rf /bin
Nov 11 21:21:06 viper bash(root:root)(/dev/ttyq7)[29969]: userdel erikso
Nov 11 21:21:12 viper userdel1[32093]: delete user `erikso'
Nov 11 21:21:36 viper login[32105]: invalid password for `erikso' on `ttyqe' from `login.noxic.net'

--- END SHELL LOG ---

How Dumb can ya get eh?